check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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