Dual....:-)
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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