All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how can u be prego again
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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