we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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