Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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