So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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