My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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