Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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