Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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