You work out of a Hotel?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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