When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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