i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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