Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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