can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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