Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
