I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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