going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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