I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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