you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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