doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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