dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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