She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The power of my boobs compel you
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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