how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Someone signed my nipple.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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