it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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