can we get nightvision for the apartment?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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