It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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