Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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