Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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