Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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