his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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