Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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