stop calling my apartment porn island.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i out mim tonsoeep
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