i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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