absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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