goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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