So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
