Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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