you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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