i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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