You're my little dorito
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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