U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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