he shaved USA in his pubs
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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