Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My feet surprised me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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