i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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