Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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