Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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