exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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