: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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