is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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