Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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