People in love make me want to vomit
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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