Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I want to fling myself into the sun
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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